Playful Carpenters Prints

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

The Sculptor

Timber preservation

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Snow Bridge.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'Storm'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Time For This Odd House