Playful Handyman Mugs

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Now it fits.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Carpenter

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

"What happened to your finger?"

Man with a nail in his hammer

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

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