Hilarious Handyman Mugs

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Do it yourself books.

'Now it fits.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

How to Build a Bungalow

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Carpenter

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"