Comedic Craftsman T-Shirts

He's useless at DIY."

Surf Casting

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Been waiting long?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Bad Interview Technique

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Jumble Sale

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Private View.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'