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'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'Been waiting long?'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'SHOP!!!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Maps to the Stars