Comedic Outdoor Enthusiast Gifts

No Loitering.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Been waiting long?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Maps to the Stars

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'SHOP!!!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Eskimo in Igloo

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'