Comedic Hiker Gifts

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Been waiting long?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Jumble Sale

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Lambo

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."