Comedic Sports Lovers Gifts

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Golf escape.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

False starts.

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"Kill the third base umpire."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.