Comedic Sports Situations Gifts

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

Dedication to excellence....

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Boxers vs. Briefs

Ref shows footballer green card.

The Puck Stops Here.

Discus accidents.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Knife-thrower.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You Don't Know What It's Like

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

The evolution of triathletes.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"