Comedy Sports Gifts

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Skate or die."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Champions biting their medals

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Ref shows footballer green card.