Comedy Sports Mugs

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Dedication to excellence....

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Skate or die."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Golf escape.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Bobsled Police.