Sports And Comedy Fusion Gifts

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

Dedication to excellence....

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The best goalie in the world!

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'