Comedy In Sports Gifts

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Dedication to excellence....

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Skate or die."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Champions biting their medals

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Golf escape.

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Bobsled Police.

The Puck Stops Here.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Discus accidents.

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

Prison Croquet Team

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'