Sports Comedy Advocate Gifts

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cat and mouse.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'