Humor In Sports Gifts

'Hole in one!!!!'

Ski cannon.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Skate or die."

The Puck Stops Here.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Dedication to excellence....

Sloth 10K.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Cat and mouse.

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'