Humor In Sports Pillows

Ski cannon.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Skate or die."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Dedication to excellence....

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The best goalie in the world!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'