Humorist In Sports Pillows

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

Retired Hurt

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Skate or die."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The best goalie in the world!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'