Humorist In Sports Prints

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

Retired Hurt

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Skate or die."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Cat and mouse.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'