Fun Sports Humor Pillows

'Straight in the Jabulanis' The official Adidas Jabulani 2010 World Cup ball brings new terminology to world football,

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Dedication to excellence....

Sloth 10K.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Skate or die."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pole Vault Rules

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'