Comedic Sports Situations T-Shirts

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

Dedication to excellence....

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Boxers vs. Briefs

Ref shows footballer green card.

Discus accidents.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Knife-thrower.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!