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'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Jeff was watching his weight.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

The Club Singles Duel.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Golf Ball in Nest.