Comedic Fitness Fan T-Shirts

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."