Comedic Sports Fan Gifts

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Heat number 1 at the Oleolympics.

Dart bounces back off board and bursts darts player.

'Stop groaning so loudly, I can hardly hear his name.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Trojan Hurdler.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Modern Football

'You wish, Timmy.'

Sleeping in skis.

False starts.

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'