Comedic Sports Followers Pillows

Supporters tour.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Boxers vs. Briefs

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

False starts.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'CSI: Basketball.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

'I need someone who can go in there and bang some bodies around.'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'