Comedic Swimmer Gifts

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Synchronised swimming,'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Jumble Sale

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

The evolution of triathletes.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Take-A-Break

Model's aspirations

'Synchronised swimming.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'