Geeky Swimmer Gifts

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"That is six feet."

Pool lovers