Geeky Swimmer Pillows

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."