Imaginative Swimmer Pillows

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'He did it for us.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Pool lovers

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"That is six feet."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'