Elite Swimmer Wannabe Pillows

"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The synchronized shower event.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Ducks following a child.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

'Right Sir, here we go...'

NO skinny dipping

Never swim on a full stomach...

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

"Wait! I forgot my fitness tracker."

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

30th Parallel.

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

Swimmer with large feet.

'You're disqualified.'

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."