Swimmer Wannabe Pillows

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Walking on Water

Skater dude.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"We could start a band."

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Pool lovers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'