Young Swimmer Enthusiast Pillows

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Lapdogs

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

The synchronized shower event.

No petting in the pool!

Rip Taylor Tide

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Bill Shankland

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

'Frankly I think he's taking swimming with the dolphins too far.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"