Young Swimmer Enthusiast Prints

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Lapdogs

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

The synchronized shower event.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

No petting in the pool!

Rip Taylor Tide

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Pool lovers

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

Bill Shankland

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

"Do you want to watch politicians promise to make American great again, or watch Olympics and bask in the glory of Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps?"

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

'Frankly I think he's taking swimming with the dolphins too far.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'Right Sir, here we go...'

'I always thought he was in great shape. I mean he swam constantly.'