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' No, son - that's not Michael Phelps.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Skater dude.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Walking on Water

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"We could start a band."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Pool lovers

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."