Unconventional Swimmer Pillows

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."