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"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'