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'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Skier.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Chick Billiard Ball

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Bobsleigh practice.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'Right Sir, here we go...'

Baseball signs.

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

A man running on top of water

The secret world of Polevaulters.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'