Quirky Swimmer Gifts

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Skier.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Chick Billiard Ball

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Pool lovers

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Right Sir, here we go...'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

Baseball signs.

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Unwarrantedball

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

The secret world of Polevaulters.

A man running on top of water