Whimsical Swimmer Gifts

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

The Victors

Radiator jazz player

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'He did it for us.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

The Acrobat/Musician

Pool lovers

Interpretive marathon

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

A orchestra performs in the rain

'Synchronised swimming.'

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

White Cat Dancing

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Bell

Ballerina

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'Your Bill is crooked.'