Whimsical Athlete Gifts

The Victors

Interpretive marathon

Drop shadow boxing.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Radiator jazz player

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Balloon dog training

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Possums that ski.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Go deep.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The Acrobat/Musician

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Bobsleigh practice.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

A orchestra performs in the rain

Javelin

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."