Whimsical Marathoner Gifts

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Victors

'Your shoe's untied.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

People liked running things past Michael.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Interpretive marathon

Annual 10K Fun Run

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Caution.

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

"How did the marathon go?"

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

'And here come the fun runners.'

'Can't we run a little, and just pretend I'm chasing you?'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'