Musical Marathoner Gifts

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

37 years in the same position.

Storm in the out tray

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Go! Means NOW!

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Starvation Watching

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

People liked running things past Michael.

Athlete

Captive Audience.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Interpretive marathon

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"You can learn a lot from TV. Like most of it is a huge waste of time."

I survived the layoffs, but now I'm seizing the days of three people.

Caution.

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

"You need fresh air and exercise."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"