Sports Marathoner Gifts

"Are you still watching the NBA playoffs?"

37 years in the same position.

Bowled over again!

Storm in the out tray

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Surfing the daily stress

American Idle.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Binge Watch

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."