Marathon Runner Gifts

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Costume - What costume?'

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Oh, sorry - I'm getting my London Marathons mixed up with my Grand Nationals.'

Runner buys ice cream during race.

Marathon Votes

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

'I'm not going to 'pick up the *@*# pace' just because he is dying for a beer.'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"Bernard had to have a pacemaker"

'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

'I'm anxious. Don't know why - I have a very comfortable lead.'

Crawling Marathon.

Runner with an exhausted shadow.

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

Running

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Danger Slow Sand.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.