Marathon Gifts

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

In 'n out lung transplant.

"Don't forget bib number!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Plogging Marathon

"I'm taking no chances."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"According to my calculations, if I hadn't have had those three fag breaks, I would have made four forty seven."

'What were you thinking, Louie? We can run faster than humans, but only for short distances.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

City Marathon.

'Call the race coordinator! They're not going for the tap water!'

Water. Energy bars. Check ur phone.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

31. 19. 55.7.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.