Marathon Training Gifts

'I'm afriad we don't have them in a size 5...' Sandra's marathon training schedule was to be thwarted by her inability to find the right shoes.

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

"I am in awe - after his daily toil, he still finds the energy to train for a marathon."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

31. 19. 55.7.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.