Marathon Organizer Gifts

"We ran into a marathon."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Face painting by numbers.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

31. 19. 55.7.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Sloth 10K.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man running

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?