Marathon Organizer Gifts

"We ran into a marathon."

'My feet are killing me.'

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Face painting by numbers.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Couch and Potato

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Man running

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

100k Desert Crawl

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.