Marathon Navigator Gifts

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Touché"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I told him he should have trained more."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.