Marathon Navigator Mugs

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

The Life of Pi

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I told him he should have trained more."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Saved...life is good!