Marathon Running Gifts

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

Running

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Women in a cross country race

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That Brown bears watching!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'