Marathon Running Gifts

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Women in a cross country race

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.