Marathon Warrior Gifts

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

City Marathon.

Running

Exercise Class

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

31. 19. 55.7.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."